CHI E’ VINCENZO DE CARLO?
UN SANTO? UN SUPEREROE? UN SEMPLICE GREGARIO? UNA LEGGENDA
METROPOLITANA? QUALCUNO GIURA DI AVERLO VISTO, ALTRI CREDONO IN LUI A
PRESCINDERE… INTANTO, A QUATTRO MESI DALLA FINE, IL CAMPIONATO SEMBRA GIA’
ASSEGNATO: CHE VINCENZO DE CARLO CI AIUTI!
CARPIRENTOLA AND THE
FBB CIAMP… CHIAM… CHAMPIҨNSC… SγP… ϩCHΐP… ҖHIP…
FIRST PUNTAT
One sac of years ago (quant
years with precision I don’t sacciow), in a little town chiamated Plate To
Signa, vived a very poverel young girl. The very poverel young girl was veeery
poverel, altriment she sareb rich, no? She posseded only 3 things: her name, Agnes,
her cognoname, Carpirentola, and one oldissim bike, so oldissim that maybe it
appartened to Aristotele (but I’m not sure apropos of this, I’m still informanding).
She pedaled for the
not famous Plate to Signa Bikes & Cyclists and her compagns of team always
piglied her for the fondels because every race or allenment she arrived last, punctually
and inesorabily.
Ok, you potreb kieder:
andow was the problem?
The problem was that Carpirentola
had a secret dream, and the secret dreams are just appunt secrets and so at
‘sto point the story finish here because nobody puot imagine what dreams she
dreams… It doesn’t do a pieg, just?
But… TA- DAAA! Surprise!
I am the unique person in the universe to sacciow the rest of the story… Yeah,
I am the narrator and I sacciow everything of everybody and what I don’t
sacciow I invent, without scrupols, tant nobody puot contraddir me. So, vist
that in this world nothing is gratis (and vist that I dev pay the affit), if
pur you want to sacciow the rest of the story you dev pay a little obol: my
Running Count number is 378Ȼ⅜Y+[2:(X4<z-∞)]:∏ⅎ∂+104, but I also
accept assegns, credit cards and…
Hey, where are you
andand?! I was… ehrrr… skerzing, of course [but not tant…]! Turn ‘ndietr, I
will raccont you the rest of the story aggratis, ok?
Well, what I was dicend?
Ah, yes… Carpirentola had a secret dream and the secret dream was to pedal with
the champions of ASD Veloclub Florence by Bike, one day (and, why not?, vist
that at the market of dreams c’estav the offert 2X1, to vince the FBB
Championship, too).
Passed one sac of time
(quant sac I don’t sacciow exactley, because my job is not to kronometr the
time): Carpirentola crebbed and divented a woman, she always was poverel, she
always pedaled for the Bikes & Cyclists of Plate to Signa, she always
arrived last, punctually and inesorabily, and her compagns of team always
canzonaved her… Insom, always the solit old things…
But…
A beautiful day, one
of the compagns of Carpirentola arrived at the domicile of the team with the
face red like a peperon, strapping his capells and urling: “The President is
here! The President is here! The president is here!”
“What mink are you
dicend?” Kiesed a second compagn of team.
“Are you hard of
comprendonium?! The FBB President is here! The carrozzon of X Pedalator is in
town! They are cerkhand for a new talent! Only one!”
“But davver? X
Pedalator is in town?!!” Urled a 3° compaign just a little moment before
svening for the emotions.
“Yes! The FBB President
in person wants a new talent for his team, the…”
“… ASD Veloclub
Florence by Bike!” Risposed all compagns in chorus urling and running in every
direction, like impazzed.
Carpirentola ascolted
all the conversation and then with a phil of voice kiesed: “Puot me venir with
you?”
“You?!”
“Ehhh!”
“Are you skerzing?! Nooo,
you are poverel and you have a very oldissim bike… And then you are not fort
like me or the rest of compaigns, com do you imagine to vince X Pedalator, eh?!”
So, they andared away
lasciand Carpirentola sol solett. But not sol solett at all… In fact in the
corner of the room, arrivated from who sacciow where, now c’estav a curious tiz,
half man and half… half Gandalf, I’d dir. He had long and white and lisc capells
and barb and stringeved a long magic bakket with a star on the top in his right
man and 1 succulent strudel in the other man.
Very casualment I have
a pic of him pregusting the strudel.
“Who are you?” Kiesed
Carpirentola with tant surprise in the voice.
“I am the protector of
poverel cyclists…” Risposed the tiz addenting the strudel voracely. “Hmmm, what
a squisitez! Gnam!”
Carpirentola guarded
at him without sapering very well what to dir.
So he sospired in Italian,
because he WAS of Italian origin, asciughing the front with a phazzolet: “Qui dentro fa cardo…”
Carpirentola phraintended: “Vincenzo
De Carlo? Uhm… No, ever sentited…” Dissed stringending herself
in the spalls. And aggiunsed: “Band at the cianc: you arrived just at phagiuol…
I want to vince X Pedalator, puot you aiut me?”
“But cert! I am here
just for that! Only one thing: my real name is An…” …dyfoxes, all attaccheted, he avreb voluted to dir, but Carpirentola
interrupted him, at the colm of excitation.
“Yuppyyy! That’s all
right! Let apparir one sac of money, please!”
“What?!”
“Money. One sac,
please”
“Ehhhr… money?” Kiesed
the protector continuing to addent strudel in big boccons.
“Yes, money! Gold
monets, banconots, credit cards if you prefer…”
“No money, sorry. I am
only… gnam… an umil… sluuurp… protector! Chomp!”
“Mhmmm… Let apparir a
mega accesoried bike, then! Ultra light, super speed and with carbon ruots high
profile of almen 25 cm, I recommend, Vincenzo De Carlo!”
“No… sbaff… I don’t puot!… mhmmm, veeery delicious…
And my name is An…” …dyfoxes- all- attaccheted…
“Don’t you puot?! What
a razz of genius are you?!”
“Genius? Have you
strofined a lampad, for case? Mhmmm che bonooo!”
“In effect… no. Excuse
a domand, Vincenzo De Carlo… Well, com do you vorreb to aiut me?”
Andyf… ehm… Vincenzo
De Carlo butted down the last boccon of strudel, lekked the palm of the man,
ciuccied the dits and… sogghigned.
(END OF FIRST PUNTAT)
CLASSIFICA DI TAPPA
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CLASSIFICA GENERALE
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(prime 20 posizioni)
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1.
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Ponti David
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4,6
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punti
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1.
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Ponti David
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76,9
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punti
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2.
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Carpitelli Agnese
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2
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punti
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2.
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Volpi Andrea
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a
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20,1
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punti
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3.
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Collins Mark
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2
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punti
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3.
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Collins Mark
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a
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27,3
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punti
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4.
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Adams Amanda
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1
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punto
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4.
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Nigi Lorenzo
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a
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38,8
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punti
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5.
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Carbone Luigi
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1
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punto
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5.
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Cardillo Margherita
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a
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41,3
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punti
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6.
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Cardillo Margherita
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1
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punto
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6.
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Loddo Gianluca
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a
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51,9
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punti
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7.
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McAteer Gerrard
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1
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punto
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7.
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Politi Alessio
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a
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52,1
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punti
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8.
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Nigi Lorenzo
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1
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punto
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8.
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Milner Rebecca
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a
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52,3
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punti
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9.
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Volpi Andrea
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1
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punto
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9.
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Carpitelli Agnese
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a
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52,7
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punti
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10.
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Zucco Terenzio
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1
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punto
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10.
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Testa Daniele
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"
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11.
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Meattini Moreno
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0,5
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punti
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11.
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Berchielli Francesca
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a
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53,7
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punti
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12.
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McAteer Gerrard
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a
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56,8
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punti
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CLASSIFICA RADUNI
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13.
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Karlsson Leif
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a
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56,9
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punti
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(prime posizioni)
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14.
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Durazzi Luca
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a
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57
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punti
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1.
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Volpi Andrea
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19
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punti
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15.
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Adams Amanda
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a
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58,5
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punti
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2.
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Nigi Lorenzo
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19
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punti
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16.
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Cellini Andrea
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a
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59,5
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punti
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3.
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Ponti David
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17
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punti
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17.
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Di Giampietro Pietro
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a
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59,8
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punti
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4.
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Collins Mark
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16
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punti
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18.
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Pasquini Marco
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a
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60,8
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punti
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5.
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Cardillo Margherita
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13
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punti
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19.
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Lacalamita Luca
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a
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60,9
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punti
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6.
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Durazzi Luca
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13
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punti
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20.
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Zucco Terenzio
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"
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7.
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McAteer Gerrard
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13
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punti
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CLASSIFICA DEL SABATO
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CLASSIFICA MF/ GF
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(prime posizioni)
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(prime posizioni)
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1.
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Ponti David
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16,5
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punti
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1.
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Testa Daniele
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10
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punti
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2.
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Collins Mark
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11
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punti
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2.
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Grifoni Fabio
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6
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punti
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3.
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Cardillo Margherita
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9
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punti
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3.
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Volpi Andrea
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6
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punti
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4.
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Carpitelli Agnese
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8,5
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punti
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4.
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Zucco Terenzio
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6
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punti
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5.
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Volpi Andrea
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8
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punti
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5.
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Lacalamita Luca
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5
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punti
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6.
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Milner Rebecca
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5,5
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punti
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6
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Longhini Stefano
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5
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punti
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7.
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Loddo Gianluca
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5
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punti
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7.
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Carpitelli Agnese
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4
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punti
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8.
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Berchielli Francesca
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4
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punti
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8.
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Karlsson Leif
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4
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punti
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9.
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Meattini Moreno
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4
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punti
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9.
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Nigi Lorenzo
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4
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punti
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10.
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Nigi Lorenzo
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4
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punti
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10.
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Collins Mark
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3
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punti
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11.
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Durazzi Luca
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3
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punti
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11.
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McAteer Gerrard
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3
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punti
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12.
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Lubbock Andrew
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3
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punti
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13.
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Zucco Terenzio
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3
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punti
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